Another sad story attributed to Chicago’s strict gun laws *** CAUTION story contains adult content. Do not continue if you are sensitive or fragile***

 

 

The Cowardly Lion's liberal friends attempt to console him after he is attacked and raped on the streets of Chicago

 

 

 

 

If I was attacked on the streets

of Chicago, Lion

I would wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

 

 

A heart....

 

 

A GUN!