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Thursday, August 30, 2012

Chicago to open first of its kind theme park- Zoombie City Chicago

 
You've played all the video games, you've seen all the movies-
 
Now plan your next family vacation and experience the only theme park of its kind Zoombie City Chicago.
 
Here's some highlights from some recent Zoombie attacks-
 
Dad chases down man who grabbed his 2 year old daughter





Official Chicago Zoombie
Kelly Davis, who was visiting Zoombie City Chicago from Zion, Il., was standing in Daley Plaza, watching his 2-year-old and 4-year-old daughters slide down the Picasso sculpture, when he saw a man rushing toward Myla, the youngest girl, Saturday evening.The man grabbed the girl's arm, muttering "This is my daughter, Goldilocks," but Davis said he wrestled him away and then chased him through alleys and building lobbies before finally flagging down police.The family had been downtown for one of their "nighttime adventures," Davis said.
"We thought it would be a nice family outing to see the city at night and the girls could see the big skyscrapers and the lights," Davis said. "My daughters wanted to go on the slide in the Picasso statue in the plaza, they like to play on it like it’s a slide."
"I  have no doubt that if I had my back turned, he would have grabbed her and she would have been gone in the city and I would have never seen her again," said Davis                   
 Read complete story here- Chicago Breaking News
 
Alderman chased by deranged woman with knife





Official Chicago Zoombie

As Alderman James Cappleman called police on his cell phone, she ran at him and pushed another man, the Alderman said. That man then fell into Cappleman, knocking him into a bush.
“She reached into her blouse and was chasing me,” said Cappleman, a social worker. “Two witnesses told me she has a knife, you better run, and I did.”                                           
 
    Read complete story here- Chicago Breaking News

 
Will you survive a night of being chased by Zoombies with knives?
Will you be able to rescue your children from the clutches of Zoombies?
FIND OUT WHEN YOU AND YOUR FAMILY VISIT         "ZOOMBIE CITY CHICAGO"
 
 

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Zombies could be walking the streets of Chicago and no one would even know the difference. Crackheads.....Zombies? Not much difference there.

Anonymous said...

LOL - this is hilarious and sadly true. Our city should be called Shitcago because that's where we're headed.

Anonymous said...

There should be a national pool to guess how many murders and shootings there are every weekend from 5 pm Fri to 11:59 pm Sunday night.

$5 entry, winners share all winnings.

My guess is 7 killed, 22 shot by Sunday night.

Zombies/Crackheads count as 1/4 of a person because they are unaware of what is happening around them or why.

Anonymous said...

LOL - you took my idea. I've been playing this game since May, not for money just for fun.

I say 47 shootings with 4 dead. I think we should include since it's a holiday.

Anonymous said...

Oops... Typing so fast that I didn't include a word. I meant to say that we should include Monday since it's a holiday.

Anonymous said...

Monday it is since it is a holiday. We can call those Bonus days with double payout.

Anonymous said...

You mfs sound I bet yo dumb ass fall victim and ima get paid. Roll the dice. Ching!!! Ching!!!

Anonymous said...

Me a victim? I don't live in a crime infested cesspool.

Anonymous said...

Yea you probably live n the quiet burbs were James Holmes impersonator is waiting for you to go see Superman when it releases. Bang!!! Bang!!!

Anonymous said...

News flash: suburbs are not as bad as the city, but there is much more udesirable elements lurking around in recent years. Just like what's happened in Lincoln Park and Lakeview, it wouldn't surprise me if it starts happening in the "safe" burbs.

Anonymous said...

Weekend is fast approaching, which means zoombies are coming, zoombies are coming........YIKES!!!!

Anonymous said...

I live over 1000 miles from Chicago in a very small town. Haven't had a murder here in over 3 years. If we were to have one, Barney Fife over at the police station would have to call in someone to help him.

Anonymous said...

The pool began at 5pm. Ends at 11:59pm Monday night.

I am going to be in the Bahamas for the next 5 days so I won't know how close the scores are.

I call 7 dead, 22 wounded.

Anonymous said...

Enjoy the Bahamas! We'll see what kind of a weekend this is going to be. Let the games begin.

Anonymous said...

Let's get this weekend started!!!!