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Monday, June 11, 2012

If you didn't book a Chicago Safari adventure with us this weekend this is what you missed



Remember all Chicago Safari packages include:



* 3 deluxe” Harold’s chicken” meals a day
* Accommodations at the New Halsted Motel- Rooms include pay phone by motel desk, triple deadbolt locks, window bars, Bell Hops (Chicago Safari can't guarantee Bell Hops won't run off with your luggage)
* we guarantee all bed sheets and covers will have at least one clean side and rooms 99% free of drug needles and crack pipes.


We guarantee that you will see at least one kill and five crime scenes per three day tour.
You’ll also see lots and lots of animals in their natural habitat.

Don't miss next week's adventure book with us today!
CHICAGO SAFARI

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Anonymous said...

just jump on the cta bus or "L"
see the animals in their natural habitat wacth them do tricks for "rocks" see the young upwardly mobile black professionals try to upgrade their obama phone with yours lsten to the soft cooing of Gib Mez dat

January 31, 2013 at 2:17 PM

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