Obama to kickoff campaign in Chicago Thursday

 

President Barack Obama will appear Thursday evening at Navy Pier in Chicago at a “fundraising kickoff” for his 2012 re-election campaign.

At a news conference, held at a teacher's Union meeting, the President announced the event stating “ I believe that Navy Pier ah… juts out far enough into Lake Michigan to keep us all safe from the nightly gun fire which ah…is so prevalent in the black communities, which I as a Community Organizer help to organize. And I think ah… I did a pretty good job ah… other then the occasional 8 year old getting shot, the gangs are highly organized and ah… Black Gangster Disciples and Four Corner Hustlers mostly shoot at each other.” The entire hall filled with Public School teachers then broke into wild applause.