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Saturday, October 19, 2013

Mayor Emanuel Says Recent Rash of I-Phone Robberies is Simple people Ungrading Their Phones

Mayor Emanual, while at a ribbon cutting ceremony for the opening of a new daycare center in the Rogers Park neighborhood, was confronted by a group of angry citizens who wanted to know what he would do to stop the rash of cellphone robberies occurring through out the city . A caught off guard Mayor held his ground stating " Robberies? What robberies? There are no cellphone robberies in Chicago, only young men wishing to upgrade their free "Obama Phones", that we should remember only gives them 250 free minutes a month and also remember that phone is a basic bare knuckles phone, that they are forced to use. I don't see anything wrong with people wanting to upgrade their phone. As I've stated in the past we've eliminated unwanted children by supporting a woman's right to choose, we've eliminated homicides in our city by supporting a community's right to choose and we have now eliminated I-phone robberies by supporting a young inner-city man's right to choose. If you would check our official statistics at cityofchicago.org, you would see the great job we've done totally eliminating most crimes in the city since I have taken office."

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

LOL! I just know this ^ idiot is not utilizing a cellphone, or a pen, or a pencil, or a dictionary or an etch a sketch

Anonymous said...

Get a real job and you can get a real phone and Internet . Idiot!!!

Anonymous said...

Lol , the liberal dirty Minority Cacases .He, did him some crack..look at his face sweat..and they keep voting minorities in. Look at the niggers kill every race, including there own . hundreds of Latino Hispanic in CA..web RACE WAR...Black war with Latino in Ca..As a Hispanic, I say every person stay off the street , a black will kill you or there dogs blacks beat the shit out of. Blacks are predators..racist slugs.

dr. lecter said...

this piece of shit is one term and out. even the ghetto rats know they were used, he thought they would be too busy playing with free phones and the influx of all nice CPD personnel flooding their hoods to notice how he was fucking them over with school closings, land grabs and soot-spewing power plants. but then again, they could come, in force, to push back and bully his 9.5 finger ass. but everybody be too stoned or fucked out to do anything. wake up motherfuckers, its morning in shitcago.

Anonymous said...

Liberals are going to get millions of Americans killed, millions of us are going to be MURDERED. some will starve to death..THEY JUST WILL NOT LISTEN...look at this please..utube..Russian troops in US to disarm Americans..Chinese troops in Mexico...RUSSIAN CHINA.ready for world war 3...NWO EXECTIVE ORDERS PRESIDENT...see what liberals are planing to do to US citizens..AND THEY KEEP VOTING THEM IN...under Bush..Dems owned both Houses in 2007...While we are in a race war...Obama and liberals are planning to kill us. IMPEACH ALL LIBERALS.

Anonymous said...

I BEG for you to see this Liberals plans for ALL Americians..( utube:....October 12 2013 NWO exective order Dr...were all going to die!..

Anonymous said...

Sweat from all the dope in his liberal troll body. It happens when they are coming down off coke. My brother did dope before, now off thank God. Ps get a look at Weiner a liberal will all his whores..and they got Arnold from CA running hes trying to un do our you have to be a legal Citizen in order to be president...He slept with the baby sitter..got her pregnant.and lived with his wife and sitter, under same roof..then they voted in a black muslim black Panther , because hes BLACK in NJ..you liberals suck and so does Barry the Racist Muslim Home grown terriost.

Anonymous said...

E M E R G E N C Y ...illegals bringing in NON DRUG resistant TB into US...FLESH EATING DRUGS..u tube..October 12 2013 NWO Exeuctive order Dr...80 million illegals are here on Visia. Do you need a job, your kids, grand kids, Once he makes them legal..there kids also will be legal..well have more than that here and MILLIONS, not on Visia. a must see EX orders

Anonymous said...

You liberals can make Irans old president your American president..Enjoy your Obama phones. We paid for in taxes cost us 40 billion, they sold them for crack so,e did. Get the black vote.

Anonymous said...

Dem-0-rats, just keep taxing us.

Anonymous said...

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