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Monday, September 24, 2012

Chicago gets two unique vehicle sharing programs

The North Side gets ZIP CAR Sharing program
 
How it works

Walk to the car, then just hold your Credit card to the windshield.
The doors will unlock, and it's all yours!

ZIPCARS are parked conveniently throughout the North Side

(Look for them near Health Food Stores, Pet grooming Stores and Tanning Salons)
 
The South Side gets ZIP AMBULANCE Sharing program
 
How it works

Limp, crawl or stagger to the Ambulance, then just hold your LINK card to the windshield.
The doors will unlock, and it's all yours!

ZIPAMBULANCES are parked conveniently throughout the South Side (Look for them near liquor stores, Storefront Churches and Public Aide offices.)
 

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

too funny

Anonymous said...

Get deluxe service when you show your democratic voters card.

Anonymous said...

I hate admit that this is right on target - still laughing